Your children are not a representative sample of the market. Please never mention them again.

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When you’re laid off, call the CEO on his home phone after midnight and say “T minus one and counting”.

Your achievements in college are of very little interest or relevance. Please never mention them again.

You are a beautiful, unique snowflake – but only in the sense that if I touch you, you will melt away.

You are not your ancestors. If they succeeded, you won’t. If they failed, you will be a bigger or a smaller failure, but a failure nonetheless.

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